I’m annoyed at these “hi ____, I’m dad” jokes
hi ‘annoyed at these “hi ____, im dad” jokes’, im dad
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply